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November 5th, 2012

Cleaning up @ 10:33 pm

Had an assload of spammers (again). Cleaned up 25 spam comments.

Yay me.

February 25th, 2012

LOL spammers @ 07:02 pm

Seriously Russian spammers, does anyone look at my old entries from 2007? Why bother and spam someone else whose livejournal is still well... alive.

May 14th, 2011

April 10th, 2011

Being Human Love <3 - George, Nina and Child @ 09:22 pm

Current Mood: busy busy
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George, Nina and Child
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March 5th, 2011

Too naughty for kids tv... Rocko's Modern Life (nickleodeon) - a look back at the risque fun! S1E1 @ 12:07 am

Current Mood: jubilant jubilant
Current Music: Edobean's show (Radio PSI)

Recently Netflix added Rocko's Modern Life to the series they offer online. Not only do I get to watch this awesomely awesome series but also taken upon myself to record all the off color humor that made it so awesome. I'm planning on watching all the episodes of season 1 and recording all the little naughty bits that come out.

First of all before we get into the review and tidbits of this series, let's review what Netflix had to say about it.

genre: cartoon, kids tv, Ages 5-7

lol, wut? After watching it in my younger years (from ages 12 to 16) there's no way in hell I'd let my 5 to 7 year old view it. It's rife of all sorts of adult things that we'll discuss later.

Season 1, Episode 1 - "Carnival Knowledge/Sand In Your Navel" (23 min)

Carnival Knowledge - Rocko and Heffer go to a carnival and learn the secret to winning a carnival game.

Characters: Rocko (debut), Heffer (debut), paramedic beavers (debut)

The Naughty List

  • The title - Do I really need to break this one down for you?
  • Elevator to Hell - I was pretty sure that you couldn't mention HELL on a kid's show, but I guess I was wrong...
  • Merry-Go-Round - Bizarre animal characters that they ride on. There's a blue creature with a nice shot of it's butthole in a few frames.
  • Playslug - The carnival operator is reading a porn mag. Classy.
  • Cigar smoking - More than one character in this episode is smoking a cigar.
  • Theft - I debating whether to include this at all, but really, how many kids cartoons do they have theft committed by a crooked machine?

Sand In Your Navel - Rocko and Spunky cool off on a hot summer day by spending some nice relaxing time by the beach.

Characters: Rocko, Spunky (debut), Mrs. Hippo (debut), paramedic beavers.

The Naughty List

  • Mrs. Hippo - Rocko slips and becomes lodged between her large boobs. Laffs ensue.
  • Mrs Hippo's bikini - Holy shit, is that a THONG? Scary tiny bikini.
  • Angry crab - In front of the Crab Shack angry crab exclaims "Mi culito me pica!" which is Spanish for "My ass itches".
  • Nude Beach - Nuff' said.

February 16th, 2011

A sexy SimonBob as Justice (posted at deviantART) @ 09:59 pm

Current Mood: pleased pleased
Current Music: Lady Gaga - "Teeth"
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Wow! Isn't simonbob looking sexy? :D

SimonBob as Justice by ~noelle-chan on deviantART

February 6th, 2011

January 3rd, 2011

I'm seriously geeking out - My thought on Tron Legacy @ 11:04 pm

Current Mood: geeky geeky
Current Music: Sugamotor - "Never gonna give you up in a heavy situation"
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So, let me get this over with first: my overall review of the movie Tron Legacy: 3.5/5. Pretty damn good special effects (whoa, Jeff Bridges!), decent plot and fast paced.

Alright, that being said, I was majorly distracted by math all during the movie. Math? you say. Yeah, really, math.

When something really bugs me, I can't help but think about it, and thus I did throughout the *entire* movie. My final conCLUsion is this: anachronism mania! Sam Flynn, son of Kevin Flynn (from the original movie) is the focus of this. Based on facts I gleaned from the movie I can think of four different scenarios, the latter two being the most likely.

1. Sam was born in 1983
2. Sam was born in 1977 and the current year is 2004
3. Sam was born in 1977 but is somehow in a fucked up timeline where he's magically 27 in 2010
4. Sam was born in 1983 but is somehow in a fucked up timeline where he's magically 12 in 1989

Scenario 1: Sam was born in 1983 - In the movie, it's stated by CLU that he's 27 based off the data pulled from his disc. Sam didn't dispute it and it's assumed that it's the truth. Assuming that it's the year 2010 Sam was born in 1983. That sounds fine and dandy except for the flashback to 1989 and Sam is 12. LOL WUT. Okay, let's ignore that bit of information that he was 12. Judging from his appearance in 1989, that kid is HUGE for 6 yrs old (if he was indeed born in 1983. Did they make Miracle Gro Kidz back then and feed it to that kid?

Scenario 2: Sam was born in 1977 and the current year is 2004 - Now out of everything that I will present forth, this one makes the most sense as far as the evidence goes. 12 in 1989, check. 27 years old, check. There's really nothing to confirm or deny this in the movie save for the fact that everything looks so damn high tech. That mobile device he uses looks pretty damn spiffy for cell technology in 2004.

Scenarios 3 & 4: The timelines are fucked up - Call me a cynic, but I have little faith in movie makers when it comes to this. Someone didn't do the math, plain and simple. Of the two timeline fuck ups, I think they're probably going for #4 (Sam was born in 1983) since the original Tron was set in 1982 and he would have had his son after he became a success and married.

December 17th, 2010

Argh, spam @ 02:44 pm

Current Mood: pissed off pissed off

F'en spammers. They're hitting one of my entries with Russian spam (well, it has cyrillic letters). This is the 8th time it's happened and I'm not pleased. My current method has been deleting comment/report for spam. Grrr.. argh. Also hey, I haven't posted an entry in a loooong time.

July 21st, 2010

Fanart for the CT Fanfest (at SM.NET) @ 12:51 pm

Current Mood: chipper chipper

If you've been living under a rock, you're missing the Starment.net Fanfest. This year the game is not a Mother/Earthbound game but rather, Chrono Trigger. I absolutely love that game. I have been playing it since it came out in 1995. For the fanfest I drew some fanart.

CT Triptych drawing - Lucca by *noelle-chan on deviantART

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